Randoms

“Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’”
— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

(via aintnopartylikeatimelordteaparty)

flanecitoghei:

Wow, get a room you two.

flanecitoghei:

Wow, get a room you two.

(via arsakii)

rip-homegirl:

let’s talk about the universe and make out

When I saw this I thought of a boy in which I’m not even dating… awkward…

(via marissarenjigurl)

pokemaam:

Me trying to live my life while my mom constantly nags and criticizes me

pokemaam:

Me trying to live my life while my mom constantly nags and criticizes me

(via marcelinethef-ingvampirequeen)

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

(via marcelinethef-ingvampirequeen)